You grow up to become living proof of your parents' limitations. Their less-than masterpiece.

We are a nation of physical animals who have forgotten how much we enjoy being that. We are cushioned by this kind of make-believe, unreal world and have no idea what we can survive because we are never challenged or tested.

What I did was pour out about a gallon of Chanel Number Five and put a burning wedding invitation to it, and boom, I'm recycling.

A good story should make you laugh, and a moment later break your heart.

Everybody's trying to make every minute of the present last forever. Preserve every second.

People had been working for so many years to make the world a safe organized place. Nobody realized how boring it would become.

The joke is, we all have the same punchline.