You grow up to become living proof of your parents' limitations. Their less-than masterpiece.

Only after disaster can we be resurrected. It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything. Nothing is static, everything is evolving, everything is falling apart.

I disconnect the telephone to keep the outside world in it's correct place.

The world of American politics is more contentious than it has ever been in my lifetime.

People who don't want to get on with their lives, and don't want to accept responsibility for the direction of their lives want to hang out with other people who don't want to accept responsibility or move on, and so you find that your entire culture around you are people who are just like you, because that's what's comforting.

The problem with educating stupid people was that they didn’t know they were stupid. The same went for curing crazy people.

Beginning with Santa in infancy, and ending with the Tooth Fairy as the child acquires adult teeth. Or, plainly put, beginning with all the possibility of childhood, and ending with an absolute trust in the national currency.