Beginning with Santa in infancy, and ending with the Tooth Fairy as the child acquires adult teeth. Or, plainly put, beginning with all the possibility of childhood, and ending with an absolute trust in the national currency.

You tell yourself that noise is what defines silence. Without noise, silence would not be golden. Noise is the exception.

What do you do when your entire identity is destroyed in an instant? How do you cope when your whole life story turns out to bw wrong?

I am the cause of all my upsets. I am my worst enemy.

There's no escaping fate, it just keeps going. Day and night, the future just keeps coming at you.

The truth is, immigrants tend to be more American than people born here.

The most boring thing in the entire world is nudity. The second most boring thing is honesty.