Hey, even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.

What you have to understand, is your father was your model for God.

If there had been zombies on the iceberg when the Titanic hit it, that would have made a much better movie.

Leonardo's Mona Lisa is just a thousand thousand smears of paint. Michelangelo's David is just a million hits with a hammer. We're all of us a million bits put together the right way.

If it comes down to a choice between being unloved and being vulnerable and sensitive and emotional, then you can just keep your love.

Somehow it seems wrong to photograph a blind person. It’s like stealing something valuable they don’t even know they own.

I might be a touch of a sadist and a little bit jejune... but at least I'm not a victim, not any longer. I hope. I hope, therefore I am.