There are the most fantastic, beautiful things and people out there. It’s up to you to find them.

I'm really glad that I spent my twenties messing around and having disaster after disaster - with people who were doing likewise - because it's really my greatest treasure now.

Where I'm is one of those stair climbing machines the agent has installed. You climb and climb forever and never get off the ground. You're trapped in your hotel room. It's the mystical sweat love lodge experience of our time, the only sort of Indian vision quest we can schedule into our daily planner.Our Stair Master to Heaven.

Are these things really better than the things I already have? Or am I just trained to be dissatisfied with what I have now?

Just keep asking yourself: What would Jesus not do?

I'm not so much a good friend as I'm the savior who wants you to worship him forever.

You ever wonder if Adam and Eve were just the puppies God dumped because they wouldn't house-train?