Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly -- all these make for great stories.

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake... This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.

People die', she says. 'People tear down houses. But furniture, fine, beautiful furniture, it just goes on and on, surviving everything.' She says, 'Armoires are the cockroaches of our culture.

Trust me, the being-dead part is much easier than the dying part. If you can watch much television, then being dead will be a cinch. Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.

I'm always identifying some fallacy in my own life. I'm sort of making fun of myself by exploring and unpacking just why I'm sort of automatically thrown to be a certain way.

you're a product just as much. a product of a product. the people who design cars, they're products, your teachers, products. the minister in your church, another product.

It is a hundred-year-old witch book, bound in human skin and probably written in ancient cum...YOU lick it!