We're all going overnight express delivery straight to Hell.

Hope is something really tough and tenacious you have to give up. It’s an addiction to break.

If we can forgive what’s been done to us... If we can forgive what we’ve done to others... If we can leave all of our stories behind. Our being villains or victims. Only then can we maybe rescue the world.

Our purest form of joy comes when people we envy get hurt. That most genuine form of joy.

The only thing that separates us from the animals... is we have pornography.

Daytime television, you can tell who’s watching by the three kinds of commercials. Either it’s clinics for drying out drunks. Or it’s law firms who want to settle injury suits. Or it’s schools offering mail-order vocational degrees to make you a bookkeeper. A private detective. Or a locksmith. If you’re watching daytime television, this is your new demographic. You’re a drunk. Or a cripple. Or an idiot.

People have to deal with their issues together; they have to expose themselves and kind of exhaust themselves.