Tyler gets me a job as a waiter, after that Tyler's pushing a gun in my mouth and saying, the first step to eternal life is you have to die.

Language is what books do very well and movement is what movies does very well.

Self improvement is masturbation.

Trust me, the being-dead part is much easier than the dying part. If you can watch much television, then being dead will be a cinch. Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.

Nothing was solved when the fight was over, but nothing mattered.

I don't do much more than organise other people's ideas and insights and thoughts, and sort of harvest them, and inventory them and present them.

When you're thinking about the rest of your life, you're never really thinking more than a couple years down the road.