Imagine a plague you catch through your ears.

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?

No matter how bad things get, you can still walk away.

Do you know why most survivors of the Holocaust are vegan? It's because they know what it's like to be treated like an animal.

For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose ... watching the greatest sunset. Hearing children laugh.

The bad news is we don't have any control. The good news is we can't make any mistakes.

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.