The only place where you can really surprise or shock the reader, or make someone laugh, is on the lower righthand corner - the very last panel - so as you turn the page, the payoff is in the upper lefthand panel. To pace every story so that there's a setup and a payoff at the page turn was a huge challenge; it's a part of the medium and you really have to learn what can be done in the medium.

Give me romance. Flash. Give me denial.

To hell with housework, our top priority has always been between our legs.

Not everything is about money. You didn't even say, hello. You are not your sad little wallet.

And the seventh rule is if this is your first night at fight club, you have to fight.

The world can be a lot bet­ter than we set­tle for. All you have to do is ask.

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it.