They're just words is all. Powerless. Vocabulary. Dialogue.

After a good-looking boy gives you rabies two, three times, you'll settle down and marry somebody less exciting for the rest of your life

You tell yourself that noise is what defines silence. Without noise, silence would not be golden. Noise is the exception.

Parents are like God because you wanna know they're out there, and you want them to think well of you, but you really only call when you need something.

I might be a touch of a sadist and a little bit jejune... but at least I'm not a victim, not any longer. I hope. I hope, therefore I am.

Nobody wants to worship you if you have the same problems, the same bad breath and messy hair and hangnails, as a regular person. You have to be everything regular people aren’t. Where they fail, you have to go all the way. Be what people are too afraid to be. Become whom they admire. People shopping for a messiah want quality. Nobody is going to follow a loser. When it comes to choosing a savior, they won't settle for just a human being.

People will listen to you only when they know you're dying, otherwise they're just waiting for their turn to talk.