Most people would never admit it, but they'd been bitching since they were born. As soon as their head popped out into that bright delivery-room light, nothing had been right. Nothing had been as comfortable or felt so good. Just the effort it took to keep your stupid physical body alive, just finding food and cooking it and dishwashing, the keeping warm and bathing and sleeping, the walking and bowel movements and ingrown hairs, it was all getting to be too much work.

I don't know the difference between what I want and what I'm trained to want.

It is a hundred-year-old witch book, bound in human skin and probably written in ancient cum...YOU lick it!

It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.

Some mythological fat asswipe drives our national economy.

His computer password is "password.

The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly. The farther you run, the more God wants you back.