Waiters will always pee in soup, people will always fall in love.

When a regular person gets sick, they take an aspirin. When a writer gets sick, they take notes.

It takes a lot to get people talking in airplanes. But once they start talking, you just can't shut them up.

Generations have been working in jobs they hate, just so they can buy what they don't really need.

If you're male and you're Christian and living in America, your father is your model for God. And if you never know your father, if your father bails out or dies or is never at home, what do you believe about God?

It's not love or anything, but I think I like you, too.

You ever wonder if Adam and Eve were just the puppies God dumped because they wouldn't house-train?