No matter how many luxuries you get, something will be missing. No matter how carefully you choose, you'll never be totally happy.

Doesn't reincarnation strike you as just another form of procrastination?

Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.

When you're thinking about the rest of your life, you're never really thinking more than a couple years down the road.

There are the most fantastic, beautiful things and people out there. It’s up to you to find them.

You couldn't have small, dying children in a movie without really bringing everyone down, but you can in comics.

I take pens and I write on the inside of my arm. When I'm with people and somebody says a really fascinating anecdote, or fact, or phrase, I'll write it on the inside of my arm. At the end of the day, I'll take the very best things that are on my arm and I'll copy them into a notebook that I always carry and only when the weather is absolutely terrible will I really key the very best of that notebook into the computer. At that point, it's all sort of censored twice - only the best things go from the arm to the book and only the best things go from the book to the computer.