People die', she says. 'People tear down houses. But furniture, fine, beautiful furniture, it just goes on and on, surviving everything.' She says, 'Armoires are the cockroaches of our culture.

Everyone thinks their whole life should be at least as much fun as masturbation.

Until you find something to fight for, you settle for something to fight against.

The joke is, we all have the same punchline.

Every woman is just a different kind of problem.

You gain power by pretending to be weak. By contrast, you make people feel strong. You save people by letting them save you.

It's my petty fear of personal rejection that allows so many true evils to exist. My cowardice enables atrocities.