Yes, I kidnapped that Lindberg baby.

Besides, hysteria is only possible with an audience.

You always kill the one you love.

I always really curious to see how people interpret things. I know my version, and I'm kind of bored with my version so I want to see their version.

Life's greatest comfort is being able to look over your shoulder and see people worse off, waiting in line behind you.

Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed. Still, I'm doing the little FAX thing. I write little HAIKU things and FAX them around to everyone. When I pass people in the hall at work, I get totally ZEN right in everyone's hostile little FACE.

You humiliate a rich person and they're still rich. You humiliate a brilliant person and they're still smart. A person who is well connected is still the king of England. But if you humiliate a young person, you take away the only form of power they have.