Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying?

I am the child of a lunatic. Not a child of God.

My theory is that church used to be that place. Instead of being a place where you went to look good, it was a place where you could risk going every week to look your worst.

If you worry about disaster all the time, that's what you're going to get.

The problem with every story is you tell it after the fact.

Besides, it happens fast for some people and slow for some, accidents or gravity, but we all end up mutilated.

If I turn up suicided in the morning, it was murder.