"Getting fired," Tyler says, "is the best thing that could happen to any of us. That way, we’d quit treading water and do something with our lives."

Here in your mind you have complete privacy. Here there's no difference between what is and what could be.

The tiny space, the toilet, two hundred strangers just a few inches away, it's so exciting, the lack of room to maneuver, it helps if you're double-jointed. Use your imagination. Some creativity and a few simple stretching exercises and you can be knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door. You'll be amazed how time flies.

You’re training a new employee,' says Mrs. Clark, 'to take over your boring old job.' When you raise a child.

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

Just keep asking yourself: What would Jesus not do?

It's funny how the beauty of art has so much more to do with the frame than the artwork itself.