It's okay to cry as long as you're faking it.

You know how both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm.

You see, life only turns out good or bad for only a little bit. And then it turns out some other way.

It's nice to see something more pathetic than I feel right now.

Leonardo's Mona Lisa is just a thousand thousand smears of paint. Michelangelo's David is just a million hits with a hammer. We're all of us a million bits put together the right way.

We'll be remembered more for what we destroy than what we create.

Crying is right at hand in the smothering dark, closed inside someone else, when you see how everything you can ever accomplish will end up as trash.