Everyone has something wrong. And for a while, her heart just sort of flat lined.
Those who can forget the past are way ahead of the rest of us.
Trust me, the being-dead part is much easier than the dying part. If you can watch much television, then being dead will be a cinch. Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.
The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly.
Sex pretty much cures everything.
Your being born makes your parents God. You owe them your life, and they can control you. Then puberty makes you Satan, just because you want something better.