The body ages. grows. passes through near-lunatic phases of reproductive frenzy, but you are born and die essentially the same person. That... that is proof of your deathless soul.

The cancer I don't have is everywhere now.

Put a gun to my head and paint the wall with my brains.

I spend most of my life just listening to people.

I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing.

You’re training a new employee,' says Mrs. Clark, 'to take over your boring old job.' When you raise a child.

Because tanning and steroids are only a problem if you plan to live a long time.