You're not getting this back you know. Consider it an asshole tax.

The religious school she went to, growing up, Ms. Wright said how all the girls had to wear a scarf tied to cover their ears at all times. Based on the biblical idea that the Virgin Mary became pregnant when the Holy Spirit whispered in her ear. The idea that ears were vaginas. That, hearing just one wrong idea, you lost your innocence. One detail too many and you’d be ruined. Overdosed on information.

Sex pretty much cures everything.

Seek midday nourishment. Visit memorial acclaimed war hero Colonel Sanders.

If you're not drunk and half naked by this point, you're not paying attention.

His saliva tasted like the wet dicks of ten thousand lonely truck drivers.

The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly.