I really believe it's the moments we can't talk about that become the rest of our lives. It's the moments we can't process by telling a story that destroy us in the end.

At first, the new owner pretends he never looked at the living room floor.

We're so structured and micromanaged, this isn't a world anymore, it's a damn cruise ship.

You can tell a more over-the-top incredible story if you use a nonfiction form.

If there had been zombies on the iceberg when the Titanic hit it, that would have made a much better movie.

Any time some well-meaning person forces you to demonstrate you have no talent and rubs your nose in the fact you're a failure at the only dream you ever had, take another drink.

I really believe it's the moments we can't talk about that become the rest of our lives. It's the moments we can't process by telling a story that destroy us in the end.