I figure if Eve could get us into this mess, I could get us out. After all, God really likes to see a go-getter.

Why do I do anything?' she says. 'I'm educated enough to talk myself out of any plan. To deconstruct any fantasy. Explain away any goal. I'm so smart I can negate any dream.

I've been choking to death for years. By now this should be easy.

In good old Colonial Dunsboro, masochism is a valuable job skill. It is in most jobs.

Yes, I kidnapped that Lindberg baby.

If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character, would you slow down? Or speed up?

Las Vegas looks the way you'd imagine heaven must look at night.