When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

You're not getting this back you know. Consider it an asshole tax.

I believe in something. But I don't believe that anything can hold a grudge for long enough to condemn its creation to eternal punishment. Nobody can hold a grudge that long, even God.

Today is the sort of day where the sun only comes up to humiliate you.

You become smart when you don't need to quote someone anymore." I am still stupid: I quoted Chuck Palahiniuk

I want to find something else, unknowable, some place that's not on the map. A real adventure.

Leonardo's Mona Lisa is just a thousand thousand smears of paint. Michelangelo's David is just a million hits with a hammer. We're all of us a million bits put together the right way.