Make me into anything, but just love me.

Deliver me from Swedish furniture. Deliver me from clever art. And the phone rang and Tyler answered. "If you don't know what you want," the doorman said, "you end up with a lot you don't." May I never be complete. May I never be content. May I never be perfect. Deliver me, Tyler, from being perfect and complete.

I really love idiot, enlightened characters - these characters who fail to engage with the drama of their immediate circumstances; they fail to be reactive and enrolled by drama as it happens around them.

A writer's job is to cultivate what can go wrong. You're always looking for that dramatic arc of where things can fail.

What I did was pour out about a gallon of Chanel Number Five and put a burning wedding invitation to it, and boom, I'm recycling.

Reality means you live until you die. The real truth is nobody wants reality.

Life's greatest comfort is being able to look over your shoulder and see people worse off, waiting in line behind you.