History is filled with brilliant people who wanted to fix things and just made them worse.

I have an experience with as many of my readers as possible that's really genuine. I love it when they write to me, and I'm able to send them things. I love meeting them in person, and even if it's only for a moment I love having that physical, touching interaction.

A male chauvinist pig isn't born, he's made, and more and more of them are being made by women.

I'm not so much a good friend as I'm the savior who wants you to worship him forever.

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake... This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.

What would Tyler Durden do?

You realize that there's no point in doing anything if nobody's watching. You wonder, if there had been a low turnout at the crucifixion, would they have rescheduled?