Writing is like sex, if it's difficult you're not doing it right.

On game shows, some people will take the trip to France, but most people will take the washer and dryer pair.

Your heart is my piñata.

You only ask people about themselves so you can tell them about yourself.

Anything you can aquire is only another thing you'll lose.

The problem with every story is you tell it after the fact.

The problem in this case was you can't be a middle-aged virgin in America without something being wrong with you. People can't conceive of a virtue in someone else that they can't conceive in themselves. Instead of believing you're stronger, it's so much easier to imagine you're weaker.