I was tired and crazy and rushed, and every time I boarded a plane, I wanted the plane to crash. I envied people dying of cancer. I hated my life. I was tired and bored with my job and my furniture, and I couldn’t see any way to change things. Only end them.

We all want to explain ourselves. Nobody wants to be forgotten.

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More than one side? You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass!

The bad news is we don't have any control. The good news is we can't make any mistakes.

I'm in love. So kill me.

Just let your hand drop; and let fate decide for you.