You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away.

There are the most fantastic, beautiful things and people out there. It’s up to you to find them.

Where I'm is one of those stair climbing machines the agent has installed. You climb and climb forever and never get off the ground. You're trapped in your hotel room. It's the mystical sweat love lodge experience of our time, the only sort of Indian vision quest we can schedule into our daily planner.Our Stair Master to Heaven.

Almost all the time, you tell yourself you're loving somebody when you're just using them. This only looks like love.

New carpet will exude poisonous formaldehyde for up to two years after it'd been laid. I know the feeling.

I can become someone else, not out of pressure and desperation, but merely because a new life sounds fun or interesting or joyful.

If you're male and you're Christian and living in America, your father is your model for God. And if you never know your father, if your father bails out or dies or is never at home, what do you believe about God?