You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away.

If you don't know what you want, you end up with a lot you don't.

I write because it's a way of presenting something without having to be there.

The girls you meet are never very far from their worst-case scenario.

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly -- all these make for great stories.

I'm sorry if this all seems a little rushed and desperate. It is.