After a good-looking boy gives you rabies two, three times, you'll settle down and marry somebody less exciting for the rest of your life
Chuck PalahniukAnything pretty,' Claire will tell you, 'it's only for sale because no one wants it.
Chuck PalahniukIf you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.
Chuck PalahniukBut if you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you're talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn't work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.
Chuck Palahniuk