There's a moment in every book when the book turns and it surprises me.

You think maybe if you just work harder and faster, you can hold off the chaos, but then one day you’re changing a patio light bulb with a five-year life span and you realize how you’ll only be changing this light maybe ten more times before you’ll be dead.

You’re training a new employee,' says Mrs. Clark, 'to take over your boring old job.' When you raise a child.

No matter what else you came up against, if you could smile and laugh while a monkey did you with chestnuts in a dank concrete basement while somebody took pictures, well, any other situation would be a piece of cake

And if you believe that we really have free will, then you know that God can't really control us. And since God can't control us, all God does is watch and change channels when He gets bored.

And the seventh rule is if this is your first night at fight club, you have to fight.

Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?