Torture is torture and humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer.

Everything is funnier in retrospect, funnier and prettier and cooler. You can laugh at anything from far enough away.

The girls you meet are never very far from their worst-case scenario.

I hate how on TV they have to fill so many minutes. It means they have to put in anything, and by doing so they sort of trivialize news; news becomes this commodity that they need to fill dead time between commercials with.

Yes, I kidnapped that Lindberg baby.

The damaged loves the damaged.

I am the child of a lunatic. Not a child of God.