Torture is torture and humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer.

There was no real sense of life because she had nothing to contrast it with.

You think maybe if you just work harder and faster, you can hold off the chaos, but then one day you’re changing a patio light bulb with a five-year life span and you realize how you’ll only be changing this light maybe ten more times before you’ll be dead.

Cults make people sing so hard for so long - because it over-oxygenates the blood and sets them up to faint.

I don't know the difference between what I want and what I'm trained to want.

About my boss, Tyler tells me, if I'm really angry, I should go to the post office and fill out a change-of-address card and have all his mail forwarded to Rugby, North Dakota.

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?