All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.

For thousands of years, human beings had screwed up and trashed and crapped on this planet, and now history expected me to clean up after everyone. I have to wash out and flatten my soup cans. And account for every drop of used motor oil. And I have to foot the bill for nuclear waste and buried gasoline tanks and landfilled toxic sludge dumped a generation before I was born.

Don't write about your most emotionally charged moment as a learning thing.

Make me into anything, but just love me.

You always kill the one you love.

You have endless ways you can commit suicide without dying dying.

Everything is still falling apart.