All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.

It's easy to attack and destroy an act of creation. It's a lot more difficult to perform one.

In good old Colonial Dunsboro, masochism is a valuable job skill. It is in most jobs.

We hear the ambient noise of children singing. We hear lions and tigers roar. Hyenas laugh. Some jungle bird or howler monkey declares its existence, screeching a maniac's gibberish. Our entire world, always doing battle against the silence and obscurity of death.

If you're going to read this, don't bother.

The bigger the mistake looks, the better chance I'll have to break out and live a real life. Our real discoveries come from chaos. - Brandy Alexander

It takes a lot to get people talking in airplanes. But once they start talking, you just can't shut them up.