I have a lot of money.

It's okay to cry as long as you're faking it.

you ever been trapped in a world where you're everyone's worst nightmare?

I am Joe's Enraged, Inflamed, sense of rejection.

About my boss, Tyler tells me, if I'm really angry, I should go to the post office and fill out a change-of-address card and have all his mail forwarded to Rugby, North Dakota.

Some stories, she’d say, the more you tell them, the faster you use them up. Those kind, the drama burns off, and every version, they sound more silly and flat. The other kind of story, it uses you up. The more you tell it, the stronger it gets. Those kind of stories only remind you how stupid you were. Are. Will always be.

I feel my heart ache, but I've forgotten what that feeling means.