Brandy is so attractive you could chop her head off and put it on blue velvet in the window at Tiffany's and somebody would buy it for a million dollars.
Chuck PalahniukWhen you reach the end of your life - trust me, you won't look back and savor the moments you spent alone.
Chuck PalahniukAnybody's true nature is bullshit. There is no human soul. Emotion is bullshit. Love is bullshit.
Chuck PalahniukI learned all those jokes in second grade. Second grade is really where they tell you those horrific jokes, racist jokes and misogynistic jokes that you have no idea what they mean, and you just memorize them because they have a very strong effect, they make people laugh in this kind of nervous, horrible way, and it's only later that you realize that you've got a head full of crap.
Chuck Palahniuk