There was no real sense of life because she had nothing to contrast it with.
Waiters will always pee in soup, people will always fall in love.
I disconnect the telephone to keep the outside world in it's correct place.
When did the future switch from being a promise to a threat?
About my boss, Tyler tells me, if I'm really angry, I should go to the post office and fill out a change-of-address card and have all his mail forwarded to Rugby, North Dakota.
Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying?