Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.
Chuck PalahniukPicture anybody growing up so stupid he didn't know that hope is just another phase you'll grow out of.
Chuck PalahniukGive me lust, baby. Flash. Give me malice. Flash. Give me detached existentialist ennui. Flash. Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism. Flash.
Chuck Palahniuk