Because nothing is as good as you can imagine it. No one is as beautiful as she is in your head. Nothing is as exciting as your fantasy.

The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up.

Because tanning and steroids are only a problem if you plan to live a long time.

All object printed: Love me. Look me. Million speaking objects,begging. Crown American consumer with power of king, to rescue choose and give home or abandon here for expire.

The only biodiversity we're going to have left is Coke versus Pepsi. We're landscaping the whole world one stupid mistake at a time.

I want to have your abortion.

To some of us, the nights are too long. To some, the days.