You ever wonder if Adam and Eve were just the puppies God dumped because they wouldn't house-train?

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit.

The first time we meet another person an insidious little voice in our heads says, "I might wear eyeglasses or be chunky around the hips or a girl, but at least I'm not Gay or Black or a Jew." Meaning: I may be me- but at least I have the good sense not to be YOU.

And if you can find any way out of our culture, then that's a trap too. Just wanting to get out of the trap reinforces the trap.

Everybody's trying to make every minute of the present last forever. Preserve every second.

My inventory of people who can save me is down to just me.

What makes earth feel like hell is our expectation that it should feel like heaven.