Someone bent on suicide won't have much sense of humor left.
At some point, your memories, your stories, your adventures, will be the only things you'll have left.
Those who remember the past tend to get the story really screwed up.
As the stupidest person in the room, I always had the most to gain.
The girl is infectious human waste, and she's confused and afraid to commit to the wrong thing and so she won't commit to anything.
Where every day doesn't start with an alarm clock and end with the television.