Those who remember the past tend to get the story really screwed up.

There will always be an underground.

If there had been zombies on the iceberg when the Titanic hit it, that would have made a much better movie.

I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of this world.... I am the toxic waste by-product of God's creation.

When a regular person gets sick, they take an aspirin. When a writer gets sick, they take notes.

There's a terrible dark joy when the only person who knows all your secrets is finally dead.

Experts in ancient Greek culture say that people back then didn't see their thoughts as belonging to them. When ancient Greeks had a thought, it occurred to them as a god or goddess giving an order. Apollo was telling them to be brave. Athena was telling them to fall in love. Now people hear a commercial for sour cream potato chips and rush out to buy, but now they call this free will. At least the ancient Greeks were being honest.