Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do, and you get screwed.
Chuck PalahniukOn game shows, some people will take the trip to France, but most people will take the washer and dryer pair.
Chuck PalahniukPeople used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were scared of being alone.
Chuck PalahniukThe only place where you can really surprise or shock the reader, or make someone laugh, is on the lower righthand corner - the very last panel - so as you turn the page, the payoff is in the upper lefthand panel. To pace every story so that there's a setup and a payoff at the page turn was a huge challenge; it's a part of the medium and you really have to learn what can be done in the medium.
Chuck Palahniuk