Honest is how I want to look. The truth doesn't glitter and shine.

The truth is, immigrants tend to be more American than people born here.

We hear the ambient noise of children singing. We hear lions and tigers roar. Hyenas laugh. Some jungle bird or howler monkey declares its existence, screeching a maniac's gibberish. Our entire world, always doing battle against the silence and obscurity of death.

I hate how on TV they have to fill so many minutes. It means they have to put in anything, and by doing so they sort of trivialize news; news becomes this commodity that they need to fill dead time between commercials with.

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?

Rant would tell people: 'You're a different human being to everybody you meet.

No matter what else you came up against, if you could smile and laugh while a monkey did you with chestnuts in a dank concrete basement while somebody took pictures, well, any other situation would be a piece of cake