I feel my heart ache, but I've forgotten what that feeling means.

Doesn't reincarnation strike you as just another form of procrastination?

Tyler's words coming out of my mouth. I used to be such a nice person.

I tiger can smile A snake will say it loves you Lies make us evil

Maybe self-improvement isn't the answer, maybe self-destruction is the answer.

Really, just looking around, you feel a twinge of pity for the poor souls who succeeded in getting past the Pearly Gates. One can't help but picture the lackluster VIP lounge in Heaven, a kind of nonalcoholic ice-cream social starring Harriet Beecher Stowe and Mahatma Gandhi. Hardly anyone's idea of a "with-it" social register.

You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.