Sometimes the very best way to deal with unpleasant things is to depict them in ways that allow people to laugh at them and destroy the power of unsayable things, rather than refusing to acknowledge them.

When both of you are beautiful, neither of you is beautiful. Together, as a couple, you're less than the sum of your parts.

What we call chaos is just patterns we haven’t recognized. What we call random is just patterns we can't decipher.

I disconnect the telephone to keep the outside world in it's correct place.

Someday you will die, and until you know that, you're useless to me.

What if reality is nothing but some disease?

The first step to eternal life is you have to die.