You know how both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm.

It's exhausting, the energy it takes to unknow a truth.

She's not wearing makeup so her face just looks like skin.

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly -- all these make for great stories.

What we think of as Halloween is really the product of media barons, city mayors, and candy-makers. You know, before the 1920s, Halloween was really a terrible, terrible night.

A hotel, he told me, was a big house where a lot of people lived and ate and slept, but no one knew each other. He said that described most families in the outside world.

The tiny space, the toilet, two hundred strangers just a few inches away, it's so exciting, the lack of room to maneuver, it helps if you're double-jointed. Use your imagination. Some creativity and a few simple stretching exercises and you can be knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door. You'll be amazed how time flies.