You know how both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm.

For six months I couldn't sleep. With insomnia, nothing's real. Everything is far away. Everything is a copy of a copy of a copy.

Doesn't reincarnation strike you as just another form of procrastination?

When deep space exploration ramps up, it'll be the corporations that name everything, the IBM Stellar Sphere, the Microsoft Galaxy, Planet Starbucks.

The greatest weapon any warrior can carry into battle is absolute certainty of her eternal soul.

Everyone thinks their whole life should be at least as much fun as masturbation.

The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly. The farther you run, the more God wants you back.