You know how both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm.

I hate how on TV they have to fill so many minutes. It means they have to put in anything, and by doing so they sort of trivialize news; news becomes this commodity that they need to fill dead time between commercials with.

In truth, the degree of anyone's success depends on how often they can say the word yes and hear the word no.

Picture anybody growing up so stupid he didn't know that hope is just another phase you'll grow out of.

No, it's not fair, but what makes Earth feel like Hell is our expectation that it should feel like Heaven. Earth is earth. Dead is dead. You'll find out for yourself soon enough. It won't help the situation for you to get all upset.

Put a gun to my head and paint the wall with my brains.

Your folks are god, you love them and you want to make them happy but you still want to make up your own rules.