We've been speaking English as a second language so long that we've forgotten it as our first.

We are a nation of physical animals who have forgotten how much we enjoy being that. We are cushioned by this kind of make-believe, unreal world and have no idea what we can survive because we are never challenged or tested.

A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection.

You think maybe if you just work harder and faster, you can hold off the chaos, but then one day you’re changing a patio light bulb with a five-year life span and you realize how you’ll only be changing this light maybe ten more times before you’ll be dead.

My theory is that church used to be that place. Instead of being a place where you went to look good, it was a place where you could risk going every week to look your worst.

Today is just one of those days the sun comes out to really humiliate you.

College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink