I told him to buy land, my mum says, they’re not making it anymore.

That's why I write, because life never works except in retrospect. You can't control life, at least you can control your version.

Those who can forget the past are way ahead of the rest of us.

The only difference between suicide and martyrdom is press coverage.

Without animals, there would be no humanity. In a world of just people, people will mean nothing . . .

There are people out there who will not read books, but somehow they'll read my books.

Just for the record, she still loves you. She wouldn't bother to torture you if she didn't.