There are worse things you can do to the people you love than kill them. The regular way is just to watch the world do it. Just read the newspaper.

The only biodiversity we're going to have left is Coke versus Pepsi. We're landscaping the whole world one stupid mistake at a time.

Everyone holds a certain type of power. For young people, it's their youth, their attractiveness, and their energy. But they're terrified that as those qualities fade, what are they going to replace that form of power with?

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

Hey, you created me! I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!

Imagine how you’d feel if your whole life turned into a job you couldn’t stand.

If there had been zombies on the iceberg when the Titanic hit it, that would have made a much better movie.