Find out what you're afraid of and go live there.

You can’t fool people into loving you.

In good old Colonial Dunsboro, masochism is a valuable job skill. It is in most jobs.

And it [Fight Club novel] was written so general that my father thought I was writing about his father, and my boss thought I was writing about his boss. People really put themselves, you know, in the shoes of the narrator.

Going to work just looked crazy. Eating another meal, ever, made about as much sense as planting tulip bulbs in the shadow of a falling atom bomb.

There are bodies buried everywhere you just have to know where to look.

You can't be beautiful," Brandy says about a thousand times, "until you feel beautiful.