I am Jack's smirking revenge.

The truth is . . . you think what people want you to think.

Seek midday nourishment. Visit memorial acclaimed war hero Colonel Sanders.

What we think of as Halloween is really the product of media barons, city mayors, and candy-makers. You know, before the 1920s, Halloween was really a terrible, terrible night.

I know so many writers who are a hundred times better than me and have longer, greater ideas than mine, but they gave up; they stopped. The biggest talent you can have is determination.

Everybody looks a little crazy if you're looking close enough and if you can't look that close, then you don't really love them.

It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.