Each wedding picture was less of a memento than a scar. Proof of some horror movie scenario Katherine Kenton has survived.

Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?

I figure if Eve could get us into this mess, I could get us out. After all, God really likes to see a go-getter.

you ever been trapped in a world where you're everyone's worst nightmare?

These flowers will be rotten in a couple hours. Birds will crap on them. The smoke here will make them stink, and tomorrow a bulldozer will probably run over them, but for right now they are so beautiful.

The first step to eternal life is you have to die.

A writer's job is to cultivate what can go wrong. You're always looking for that dramatic arc of where things can fail.